That's because you're doing it wrong.

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 That's because you're doing it wrong.


Here's how the typical novice eats rice with chopsticks:


It's not wrong per se, but terribly inefficient and takes a lot of skill and practice to do it right. If you can do this without dropping rice all over your freshly pressed shirt, well, more power to you. 


Here's how we do it when no one's watching:


That's right. You bring the bowl up and, with your handy pair of chopsticks, push the rice into your mouth. You can easily polish off a whole bowl in under a minute with this mysterious and ancient technique.


In the words of the Matrix, there is no spoon. There is only bowl.





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