A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident


A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident. Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch — and was calmly applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper pulled up.


The officer stared at the crumpled mess of metal and said,

“Ma’am, your car looks like it got flattened by an elephant! Are you sure you’re alright?”


The blonde smiled and replied,

“Oh, I’m perfectly fine, officer!”


Still puzzled, the trooper asked,

“So… what exactly happened here?”


The blonde explained,

“Well, officer, it was the weirdest thing! I was just driving along when out of nowhere — this tree jumped right in front of me! So I swerved to miss it, but another tree popped up on the other side! I swerved again and there was another tree… then another… and another!”


The officer paused for a moment, then said,

“Ma’am, there isn’t a single tree on this road for at least 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”


......


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